the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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