my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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