uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm like, not good at living.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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