the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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