so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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