Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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