Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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