It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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