I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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