One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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