How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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