I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Floor bacon is actually really good
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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