Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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