and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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