so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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