Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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