Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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