he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Randomize
