Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You smell like a Billy Joel song
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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