dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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