Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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