I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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