no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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