Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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