Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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