I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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