Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
zippers are such a cool invention
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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