dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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