So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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