spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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