Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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