Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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