I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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