I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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