the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I love having hate sex.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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