love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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