You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
a search helicopter?!
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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