My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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