i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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