is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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