i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
