your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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