you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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