I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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