so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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