Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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