My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i believe in u and ur pee
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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