She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
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Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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