I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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