it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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