I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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