Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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