Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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