sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
is wine microwaveable?
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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