we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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